i wanted nothing more than to look just like clint eastwood from the good, the bad and the ugly. i think i pretty much liked everything about him but of particular interest to me were his pancho and the lines around his eyes. so i spent months walking around squinting and trying to stare down my schoolmates. i was about 8. coincidentally it was around this time i stopped having friends. true story.
“i do not know what it is about you that closes and opens; only something in me understands the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses. nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands.”—ee cummings
“Contrary to claims in movies, actually being drunk doesn’t improve drunken monkey or drunken fist. It’s based on the concept of imitating being drunk, actually being drunk is not required and may impair one’s speed and ability to perform complex movements.”—Drunken Monkey - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia