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Look how much darker it is now when you get up. Everything feels stiff and I haven’t ridden a single goddamn mile since that sorry excuse for a ride a week ago. Put the coffee on and hit the foam rollers. Fuck, that IT band feels like a piano wire. How much time do I spend on recovery anyway? 5 hours a week? 7 hours? Don’t pop that pill. You need to feel this shit on the bike so you don’t go past the pain and really hurt yourself. Banana smells like whale vomit. I hear they add whale vomit to cigarettes for flavor. That can’t be true, can it? Hit the achilles. How are you this morning, my friend? Yea, I know. I know. Just bear with me here. You know about our little agreement. The least you can do is let me walk down to the garage without pain. Where did I put my leg warmers? There you are. Don’t forget the embrocation, you idiot. Hold on, pop the contacts in first unless you want to go blind. Maybe I can make my own embro? I hear the old timers used to mix vaseline with wintergreen oil and cayenne pepper. Hurry up. It’s already 8:50. Wash it off your hands. Wash it off your hands. Wash it off your hands. 39 degrees. 4MPH NW wind. 4 layers with a vest? 3 layers should probably do it. Are my booties downstairs? I really murdered it out today; like Darth Vader standing in the field with the New Zealand rugby team. You fuckin’ poser. Let’s go. Let’s go. Gotta remember to put in only 90 PSI or the rubbers will feel like plastic on the cold pavement. Remember. 90 PSI. 90 PSI. 90 PSI. Do I need to put on another layer? Fuck it. Might as well get used to it now. Remember, this is going to feel like a heat wave in February. That coffee is going to taste so fuckin’ amazing after the ride. Let’s go. Let’s go. I miss saying goodbye to my cat. Goodbye, Nabi. Suffer. Glory.
“When you look at what Lance is alleged to have done. Basically he was better than everyone else at using PEDs," Gladwell said. "He was the guy who sat down and was rigorous and focused and thoughtful and intelligent and cutting edge in how to use them, and apply them and make himself better. Like, I don’t know, so is that a bad thing?”—
Okay, this fucker is just trolling, right? I mean, Malcolm Gladwell can’t possibly be this stupid, right?
“People will be able to contribute financially to areas that they think are most important. The money received from contributions will be collected and distributed to the teams responsible for the specific area it was intended for. This means that each team will have additional funds to develop, code, test, design, innovate and improve those areas of Ubuntu.”—Ubuntu Users: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is | TechCrunch
“Google Inc.’s YouTube is expanding world-wide a program under which it could pay hundreds of millions of dollars to media companies and celebrities to produce professional-grade content for the video website, as it aims to attract more advertising dollars.”—
Words in this sentence: Millions of dollars. Celebrities. Media companies. Advertising.