soxiam

We cannot break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground. 

Better run, whitie.

jmdickinson:

Happy Thanksgiving from the Vimeo logo! It prefers the drumsticks. It also won’t leave the damn oven door shut. The turkey will never finish if you keep watching it! Now bring the unicorn some more egg nog, and get out of the kitchen.

No, I don’t think you understand. This is a picture of a girl truing a deep dish carbon wheel. 

turndreamsintoplans: