October 26, 2011
Today’s meeting notes:
Set condition 1SQ for strategic missile launch. Spin up missiles one through five, and 20 through 24. The release of nuclear weapons has been authorized. This is not a drill.

Today’s meeting notes:

Set condition 1SQ for strategic missile launch. Spin up missiles one through five, and 20 through 24. The release of nuclear weapons has been authorized. This is not a drill.

October 25, 2011
Jesus Fucking Christ.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

(Source: Flickr / soxiam)

October 24, 2011
He is the only American currently living in a pre-9/11 world. And I must admit that I love everything about the man.
October 23, 2011
While Asians and Native Americans are more likely to have the dry type of cerumen (gray and flaky), black and white people are more likely to have the wet type (honey-brown to dark-brown and m****).

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I really don’t understand how you guys can walk around all day with the “brown wet type” without wanting to off yourself. Oh and I’m not too crazy about your wild hair and eye colors either.