Some stuff I refused to believe before I came to America
- People kiss in public in broad daylight. Get the fuck out.
- Some people have green eyes. I mean come on.
- They don’t follow soccer. Riiiiight.
- Pregnant girls in high school. What are you on?
- Everything is priced $something.99. Sure that makes sense.
- No school on Saturday. Please God.
- Porn on TV. Shut your fucking face.
- You go to jail if someone slips on your sidewalk. What’s a sidewalk?
- …and so on and so forth.
