September 30, 2008
andreaallen: First day in the office. Right now I’m being paid to watch vimeos! DAY 1. she walked in with a brisk cadence as if she owns the place. without asking, she claimed the desk near mine and then immediately turned her back towards me before i could return her cold blank stare. everything about her screams madness - the way she takes photo of herself every minute, how quickly she was able to produce a pair of glasses to mimic my appearance, and the periodic hissing sound she generates from the base of her skull everytime i type the letter “a” on my keyboard. something is going on here yet no one else is acknowledging my concerns. i deeply fear for my safety. i think she’s an alien infecting the rest of the crew with some sort of virus. i must stay vigilant. i must stay awake. i must do it for the survival of humanity. this is chief ux officer sox signing out. soon to be the last surviving member of starship vimeo.

andreaallen:

First day in the office. Right now I’m being paid to watch vimeos!

DAY 1.

she walked in with a brisk cadence as if she owns the place. without asking, she claimed the desk near mine and then immediately turned her back towards me before i could return her cold blank stare. everything about her screams madness - the way she takes photo of herself every minute, how quickly she was able to produce a pair of glasses to mimic my appearance, and the periodic hissing sound she generates from the base of her skull everytime i type the letter “a” on my keyboard. something is going on here yet no one else is acknowledging my concerns. i deeply fear for my safety. i think she’s an alien infecting the rest of the crew with some sort of virus. i must stay vigilant. i must stay awake. i must do it for the survival of humanity.

this is chief ux officer sox signing out. soon to be the last surviving member of starship vimeo.